Self Portrait

Step 1 - Who am I?
My name is DanTheMan Holderblogger (not really). i happen to be from the greatest state in the united states, Wyoming. I am a loyal good hearted friend, republican Yankees fan, uncle, brother and friend to every one who who will do the same for me. I also never judge a book by its cover for obvious reasons.Last I can best be described as a very strange object a slinky

Firstly, you heard me correct I’m from Wyoming, where the majority of the born and raised residential citizens speak with a special localized speech impediment known in the vicinity as south-western Wyoming farmers dialect A.K.A. “redneck talk”. I am considered by my close family and friends to be good hearted and loyal friend because ill do a lot for my buddies and kin. I am thought of by every one who knows me as a republican an uncle and most defiantly a Yankees fan and by all means loyal and willing to help out a stranger or some body I know.

Secondly, I never ever judge a book by its cover. That’s why I have so many strange looking friends (cough … cough … Mcblogger … cough (J.K. N.H.F.)). No, but I have wonderful friends, some I’m not sure they have any other ones just of because how they look. Some of them live in poverty and corrupt criminal house holds others just not on the right side of the bread. Although all of those things may be true that doesn’t make them bad or hopeless. I am always willing to be a friend to any one who needs one.

Thirdly I have the weird relationship with a slinky. In my CP English class my awesome teacher Mr. J had us write a paper just on comparing ourselves to an object of our choice. I had a really hard time finding one until I thought of an awesome analogy. I am like a slinky I’m not really good for anything but I still put a smile on some ones face when they push me down the stairs. This award winning line was the beginning of my paper. This was simply a joke, which I make often, nothing special. But as I began to think about I realized I had a lot in common with it. For instance I’m not exactly fashionable but you’d be surprised how many people like me. I am extremely flexible (hold on ladies I mean relationship wise) because I’m willing to fit around schedules and people to make some one happy. I could go on but this paragraph is getting long.

In conclusion, I am your high-quality conservative American teen from Wyoming. I'm a good hearted, republican, a Yankee's fan, an awesome uncle to a wonderful niece, a brother to two intolerable siblings and friend every one. I am a loyal, flexible buddy who is there for my friends all the time. I never criticize any one for there looks. I can be described as one of the best objects in the world, a slinky. Who am I? Well know you know.

Step 2 how the slinky represents me

The slinky represents me in many ways. the first
Thirdly I have the weird relationship with a slinky. I am like a slinky I’m not really good for anything but I still put a smile on some ones face when they push me down the stairs. This award winning line was the beginning of my paper. This was simply a joke, which I make often, nothing special. But as I began to think about I realized I had a lot in common with it. For instance I’m not exactly fashionable but you’d be surprised how many people like me. I am extremely flexible (hold on ladies I mean relationship wise) because I’m willing to fit around schedules and people to make some one happy. I could go on but this paragraph is getting long.



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